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Our favorite burglar is back in the first of “The Burglar Who” books that actually has “The Burglar Who” in the title.  Joining Bernie on his capers are some old faces and some new faces.  Ray Kirschmann, “the best cop money could buy” is back to either arrest Bernie, or not, or maybe just get Bernie to “acquire” a fur for Mrs. Kirschmann. 

We get to meet Carolyn Kaiser.  Carolyn is “crowding 30, with  Dutch-cut dark-brown hair and remarkably clear blue eyes. She stands five-one in high and never wears them, and she’s built like a fire hydrant, which is dangerous in her line of work.” Carolyn is a dog groomer who owns the Poodle Factory, the business two doors up from Bernie’s new business.

You see Bernie is now an honest bookseller who owns Barnegat Books.  He purchased the book store sometime between his last brush with the law and this current adventure.  Bernie met Carolyn about the time he purchased Barnegat Books from old Mr. Litzaurer, and she becomes his lunch buddy, drinking buddy and confidant.

In this adventure Bernie is hired by one Rudyard Whelkin to steal a “limited” edition Kipling poem from one Jesse Arkwright. In the process he gets, drugged, framed for the murder of Madeleine Porlock.  Another fun who-dunnit from Lawrence Block. With snappy dialog and love of bad puns the reader is entertained from page 1.

Welcome back to the world of our favorite burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr.  Bernie gets himself accused of murder yet again. And unfortunately Ray Kirshmann, the best cop money can buy, is the one to find him in the apartment with the dead guy.

Our hero must evade the police, find the real killer and clear his name. Luckily one of his poker buddies, Rod, is out of town and Bernie can hide out in his apartment. And also luckily Rod’s plant sitter isn’t afraid of the burglar in the bed and helps Bernie on his way to redemption in more ways than one.

The second book in the series is just as charming and witty as the first.

Ok, so this on isn’t quite a Burglar Who, but it’s one of the books in the series.

The Burglar in the Closet
Lawrence Block

I actually haven’t quite finished the book yet. Which is ok because I’ve read it once before and I’ve read through the climax and the last chapter or so is wrap up.

This is the second of the Bernie Rhodenbarr mysteries – “The Burglar Who” stories. Even though the first two don’t have who in the title, the remaining ones do. Our hero is Bernie Rhodenbarr and he is a burglar (hence the titles).  In the books Bernie has the bad luck of burglaring an abode while the owner (or some other unlucky person) gets murdered.

Set in NY City there are many characters that Bernie comes across in his travel and travails.  In The Burglar in the Closet Bernie is recruited to steal the jewelry of the World Greatest Dentist’s ex-wife.  Bern just happens to be in the wife’s apartment when she is unfortunately offed by an unknown assailant.  The World’s Greatest Dentist is then arrested for the murder and he subsequently pins it on Bernie.

It’s not high literature. It will never be mentioned (again) in the same breath with Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey. It is however a very fun and entertaining read. Written from Bernie’s point of view, the dialog is quick witted and snappy.  It is a book you can put down, but won’t want to put it down.

If Bernie were to move in next door I wouldn’t lock the doors, I’d invite him in for a Scotch.