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Stop reading now if you don’t like spoilers and hints and cheats. I’m talking this paragraph now. The next paragraph starts the spoilers. Ok. You’ve been warned.

For anyone living under a rock, The Sims 3 is a take off on the wildly popular SimCity games. It is about building the people rather than building the town. I got it for my iPhone because I was bored with the games that I was currently play and wanted a new challenge. Well, without the following, of which some is snarked directly, http://chadaustin.me/2010/01/the-completionists-guide-to-sims-3-iphone/ there is no way on God’s green earth I would be able to complete the game. Seriously, who knew the suprise at acheiving all 73 goals was to be able to open the pawn shop and who knew you needed to create 1 Sim with every personality to get there?? No me, not without Chad’s help. I’m not done yet, but at least I know HOW to finish now. He’s did an absolutely AWESOME job sorting out the game. If you have a question, you can leave a comment and I’ll respond. And, no, I can’t help on any other phone than the iPhone – which will be my stock answer. Sorry.

A strategy for completing all 73 goals and acquiring the best job: $600 per day at the Pawn Shop.

The Objective:
The objective is to open the pawn shop. You must complete the 73 goals in order to do this.

Meet the Sims:
There are six Sim classes and 13 Townie Sims. You must create one of each of the Sim in the Classes in order to complete the game. You can play a total of 7 Sims.

The Classes:
Jack of All Trades
Nice Guy
Jerk
Sleaze
Power Seeker
Maniac

The Townie Sims
Nina
Ruth
Johnny
Kia
Jake (in a relationship with Maggie)
Maggie (in a relationship with Jake)
Jack (in a relationship with Jill)
Jill (in a relationship with Jack)
Walter
Luke
Bernie
Marcell (in a relationship with Theresa)
Theresa (in a relationship with Marcell)

You will need to figure out the Townie Sims personality traits in order to better interact with them. Some things you do will annoy them (for example: Walter has no sense of humor so telling him jokes annoys him). If they shake their heads and wave their hands in a no more gesture you know you are doing something that bugs them.

Read the “Goals & Objectives” “Romancing the Sim” before you start befriending Sims. Once you have various skills (fishing, cooking, etc.) various Sims will ask you to do things for money. Various Sims don’t like each other and will ask you to smack, annoy or kick over the trash can of other Sims for money.
Johnny will pay you $200 for a tuna.
Ruth will pay you $xx for cheese.
Theresa will pay you $xx for beans.
Marcel will give you a salmon recipe for a salmon.
Bernie will pay you $30 to annoy Jack.
Jack will pay you $90 to slap Bernie.
Kia will pay you $90 to slap Ruth.

To delete Sim you have created tap the “Start Game” menu, tap the red icon in the lower left corner, tap the Sim you want to delete, tap the green check and that Sim is now removed from your choices. But any Goals accomplished by this Sim are still considered accomplished.

Do NOT EVER!
In the “Options” menu, do not ever, ever, ever tap “Reset Data” unless you want to start the game from scratch. Not only will it re-hide all your goals it will DELETE all your Sims. The good news is, if you tap it accidentally you do get the option to tap the red X and not reset.

The Goals:
There are 73 goals total. 55 of the goals are shared by all Sim classes. 18 goals are specific to a Sim classs. The goals are:

For all Sims (55)
Try fishing
Try cooking
Buy fishing kit
Buy watering can
Buy repair kit
Buy a stove
Buy a bath
Gain a skill point at cooking
Gain a skill point at fishing
Gain a skill point at repairing
Meet a new Sim
Befriend a Sim
Begin a romantic relationship
Make an enemy
Make a Sim laugh
Annoy a Sim
Insult a Sim
Creep-out another Sim
Slap a Sim
Get a job
Buy something
Catch a fish
Catch a trout
Catch a salmon
Catch a catfish
Repair something
Discover a new recipe
Cook something
Cook grilled cheese
Cook steak & veggies
Cook minestrone
Grow something
Grow carrots
Grow corn
Grow tomato
Watch TV
Kick over a Trash Can
Sleep in another Sim’s bed
Use another Sim’s shower
Use another Sim’s toilet
Get a better couch
Get a better TV
Accumulate $1,000
Catch 15 fish
Harvest 30 crops
Stay entertained for three days
Stay fed for three days
Stay rested for three days
Stay clean for three days
Meet all the Sims in town
Make a Sim jealous of you
Sleep in three other Sim’s beds
WooHoo with someone
Get a promotion
Reach the top of the career ladder

Maniac Personal Goals (4)
Use everyone’s toilet at least once
Use everyone’s shower at least once
Creep out five people
Watch three people sleeping

Sleaze Personal Goals (2)
Be romantically involved with three Sims
WooHoo eight times in one day

Power Seeker Personal Goals (3)
Accumulate $5,000
Own the best house
Own the best TV, stereo and stove

Nice Guy Personal Goals (2)
Get married
Be liked by all the Sims in town

Jerk Personal Goals (4)
Be disliked by all the Sims in town
Slap four people
Insult five people
Kick over all the trash cans in town

Jack of All Trades Personal Goals (3)
Achieve the highest fishing skill level
Achieve the highest repairing skill level
Achieve the highest cooking skill level

You should achieve the shared goals with your main Sim. This way they have the experience. But once a goal is accomplished it is accomplished for all Sims.

Play Order
Create six Sims, and designate one as your “main” Sim. Your main Sim is the one with which you most identify.

Jack of All Trades
The Jack of All Trades is a good main Sim (you’ll later need its Repair skill at the Pawn Shop). Play him or her first, building up skill levels as rapidly as possible. Once fishing, repairing, and cooking are level 5, you can save, quit and move to the next Sim.

Power Seeker
Your second Sim is your Power Seeker. Fish until you have $5000 and tool around town until you have the option to upgrade your house twice and buy the most expensive TV, stereo, and stove. Furniture and home upgrades simply take time. This is a good opportunity to accumulate general Goals.

At this point, you should have most of the 55 general Goals.

The Other Sim Types
Sleaze, Nice Guy, Jerk, and Maniac have fairly easy Personal Goals. The order in which you complete them does not matter. At this point, you should have almost all of the Personal Goals. If not, keep playing – they’ll eventually show up.

Wishes vs Goals
All Goals begin their lives as Wishes. You can choose to either leave a wish as a wish or turn it into a goal. Once it is a goal, you can’t change your mind. Be careful – wishes will appear when you are in the middle of doing something else and you can turn them into goals very easily. I’ve done that several times when I didn’t mean to. You can accomplish a goal when it is still just a wish and it counts as accomplishing a goal. But if you leave a wish as a wish (example: Catch 15 fish) and miss finishing it, you will have to start from scratch when it comes back around. If you’ve already caught 15 fish and this goal pops up, you must catch 15 more fish to accomplish it. If you get the goal “Get a better couch” and you already have the best couch, you will have to sell that couch (or if you have more than 1 sell them all), buy the crappy couch and then buy the better couch again. It’s a waste of money, but don’t worry there is a way to make $500 without doing anything. Keep reading.

Goal Tips
Do NOT lock in a goal if you are not ready to accomplish it! Once a wish has been locked in as a goal the only way to remove it from the goals list is to accomplish it. I’ve gotten myself into a situation where I had 4 goals locked in that I couldn’t accomplish right away and missed a couple of wishes that would have been easy to do but just take more time than is given for a wish. If you skip over a wish, it will come back around again and you can make it a goal then – or just accomplish it as a wish.

As previously mentioned, you will need to complete every Goal to unlock the Pawn Shop. Of the 73 total Goals, 55 randomly appear as Wishes, no matter which Sim class you choose, and they’re generally easy to complete. Once completed, they will re-appear as goals. You don’t have to do them again unless you want to. On the other hand, each Sim’s Personal Goals are relatively difficult. As previously mentioned, you’ll need to create at least six Sims, one of each type. For the optimal path through the game, you should complete their personal goals from hardest to easiest.

You don’t have to lock in a wish as a goal. You can just tap the red x and it will appear as a “Current Wish” as opposed to an “Active Goal” and it will eventually disappear. You may be prompted to “Catch a Salmon” before you “Buy a fishing kit”. Once you accomplish the 55 goals for all Sims they will continue to appear as Wishes. If you want to lock them in as Goals, go ahead but you don’t have to. If you aren’t sure if you’ve accomplished a goal, don’t lock it in and go to the main menu and check the “Goals Checklist” list to see if you’ve accomplished it. If you have accomplished it, you can ignore it or make it a goal by tapping the Wishes

Repairing: (you’ll later need its Repair skill at the Pawn Shop). As you accumulate electronics they will start to break. Wait until you get the “Buy repair kit”, if you can, to start repairing. That goal usually pops up before your electronics start breaking, but not always. As you accumulate money, buy as many of the cheapest stereos you can afford, filling your house. Each time you enter the house to eat or rest, turn them all on. Eventually, they will start breaking down, allowing you to practice repairing.

Cooking: Practicing cooking is easy – simply buy bread, cheese, and the Grilled Cheese recipe and make it over and over again. Or Ham & Eggs (3 ingredients – bread, ham, eggs). If you choose Grilled Cheese you will eventually have to sell your recipe in order to complete that goal.

Fishing: Learn to fish, because fishing is the best way to make money. But you either have to wait until you get the goal of “Buy fishing kit” or at some point sell your fishing kit to get this goal. If you don’t get the “Catch a catfish” goal early I found it is harder to catch them at the higher levels. You can either start a new Sim or be patient.

Gardening: You won’t be able to Garden until you upgrade to the 2nd level house. You get 4 plots. Then on the 3rd level house you get 6 plots. This is a good way to say money – by growing, tomatoes, peppers, corn, and carrots. Also, if you choose to work at the Laboratory you will need to advance in Gardening in order to get a promotion.

If you need the “Buy XXX” goal but you already have XXX, then try selling it. Eventually the Goal should appear as a Wish. Lock it in and repurchase the item.

If you need the “Gain a skill point at XXX” goal and you’re maxed out, switch to a Sim that is not maxed out. It is best to take it slow at first.

You will eventually need to meet every Sim in town to accomplish all of your goals. Wait until you get the “Meet a new Sim” goal to meet all the Townie Sims. This is not hard as Bernie is a bit of a recluse and you have to go to his house to meet him. Do NOT go past Friends if you are considering a Romance with a specific Townie Sim. Once you become Good Friends you can not have a Romance. Keep at least one Townie Sim as an Acquaintance until you get the “Befriend a Sim” goal.

If you’re having trouble Meeting all Sims, double-check all of the houses at different times of the day. I’ve noticed Bernie can be hard to find. Most Sims are sleeping in the middle of the night – try breaking into their houses, waking them up, and meeting them. If you hang out at the lake, eventually the Townie Sims will show up there. Even Bernie will make a rare appearance.

Romancing the Sim: In order to advance in the game you will eventually have to have a Romance. The Sims are equal opportunity lovers – they don’t care if you are male or female. If you have gone past Friend, you can’t start a Romance with that Sim. You must either choose a different Sim or annoy the Sim until they Dislike you, and them become their friend again and start a “Budding Romance.” You don’t have to live with a Sim to be a partner or be married to them. If you want to start a love affair with a Sim that has a partner (and not annoy that partner) you will have to do it outside of their house.

If you need to befriend a Sim but you’re already friends with all of the Sims, start a new Sim or insult a Sim until it becomes an enemy, then befriend him or her.

The best way to annoy, insult, and creep-out other Sims is to find a house with two Sims (e.g. Marcell and Theresa), barge in, and start flirting with one of them. Both will be creeped out and annoyed, and the flirting will insult the other and make him or her jealous. If that doesn’t work, start using their toilet, shower, and fridge.

Tips and Tricks
Fishing is the best way to make money. Each tuna sells at QuickMart for $100, and salmon for $65.

Besides the Pawn Shop, working at the Town Hall is the best. It’s easy to get promotions (both Ruth and the Town Hall are nearby) and you just need to be friends with everyone in town. As Vice President, you can make $300 per day.

Creating romantic relationships is easy. It sounds rude, but keep pestering the Sim with Flirt, Tender Embrace, Hot Smooch, and WooHoo. You should be able marry a Sim within two conversations.

Too many WooHoos and your Sim will die! Don’t overdo it in the bedroom!

If you get married, give your spouse a phone call and invite him or her over. Once your spouse arrives, you can invite him or her to move in. The advantage to having a Sim in the house with you is there is always some one with whom you can have a conversation.

Since the Town Hall is right by your house, it’s the best job until the Pawn Shop is open.

If you don’t mind cheating there is a quick way to get $500. When you are in your Sim that is short on cash tap the Menu Button in the lower left hand corner (the (…) button), tap on “Help & About”, tap on “Gardening Tips” and then give your iPhone a good shake. You can do this over and over and over. Just don’t over do on your Power Seeker Sim it until you’ve reached the $1,000 and $5,000 goals.

If you are Hungry or Tired or have to go to the bathroom and don’t think you can make it home there is a way around this problem. Just take a nap at someone else’s house or raid their fridge or use their bathroom. Or tap the Menu Button in the lower left hand corner (the (…) button), tap the “Save and Quit to menu” button, and then restart your Sim. This will automatically take you to your home where you sleep, eat, or do whatever it is you need to do.

The Jobs

Town Hall (boss: Ruth)
Campaign Intern ($100/day) M-F 8:30-18:00
City Council Member ($150/day) M-F 8:30-18:00
Local Representative ($200/day) M-F 9:00-18:00
Mayor ($250/day) M-F 10:00-18:00
Vice President ($300/day) M-F 10:00-17:00

Corsican Bistro (boss: Marcell)
Kitchen Scullion ($100/day) M-F 10:30-18:30
Ingredient Taster ($150/day) M-F 10:30-18:30
Line Chef ($200/day) Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00
Sous-Chef ($250/day) Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00
Chef de Cuisine ($300/day) Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00

Laboratory (boss: Kia)
Test Subject ($100/day) M-F 9:00-16:00
Lab Tech ($150/day) M-F 09:00-16:00
Fertilizer Analyst ($200/day) M-F 09:00-16:00
Carnivorous Plant Tender ($250/day) M-F 09:00-16:00
Genetic Resequencer ($300/day) M-F 10:00-16:00
A quick tip about being a lab worker – it is dangerous and you will almost certainly die at least once. Avoid working here.

Quickmart (boss: Bernie)
Filing Clerk ($100/day) M-F 08:30-18:30
Report Processor ($150/day) M-F 09:00-17:00
Corporate Drone ($200/day) M-F 09:30-16:30 and you get a car!
Division Manager ($250/day) M-F 8:30-18:30
It’s not worth getting promotions at Quickmart. Bernie is a pain and you have to work there FOREVER before he’ll promote you.

Pawn Shop (boss: Nina)
Con Artist ($300/day) M-F 16:30-23:55
Safecracker ($400/day) M-F 16:30-23:55
Cat Burglar ($500/day) M-F 17:00-23:55
Master Thief ($600/day) M-F 17:00-23:00

With the information given above, you should have no problem achieving 73 goals and as much money as you need to decorate your dream home.

Fiona Glenanne: Well, in my experience, if something seems to good to be true, it’s best to shoot it just in case.

Les Stroud: Whoops, my squirrel is burning.

It’s been an odd day.  It must be because I’m getting older.  I know 3 families that have lost love ones today.  One is an on-line friend in England – she lost her father to cancer. Another is an on-line “brother” who just happened to have a different mother & father – his ex-wife (who he was still friends with) passed from cancer. And the final was one of the members of my church.  They say these things come in threes – they did today. 

 Well because I made it through today (or at least until now) I thought I should say thank you to the friends in my life who have mean something to me.  Some are new friends, some are old friends who have come back, and some are old friends who have just stuck around.  Any way you look at it you guys are all AWESOME in your own way and have made a big difference in my life.

 And this is not a complete list by any means.  If I’ve left someone off – it wasn’t on purpose. I just picked a handful of folks.  And it doesn’t mean that, if you’ve been left off, you mean any less than those on the list.  And I’ll warn you, this is going to get a bit sentimental and probably a bit sappy.

 I’m not going to say anything about Mom & Dad. Besides, without them I wouldn’t be here to write this and they are the most wonderful parents in the world.  And I’m not saying anything about my David… he’s got his own post.  http://taciej.com/blog/?p=1480

 Ready?  And we’re walking….

 We will start with my oldest and dearest friend David. I met David in 1972 in first grade at High Street School.  What do you say about someone who you’ve known for 86% of your life?  I’m allowed to call him David basically because I’ve been doing it for 86% of his life.  It’s hard to change.  He is wonderful. He’s always reached out to me no matter what. He took me to the Who concert… and we were close enough to see Rodger Daltry’s earring.  How cool is that?!  Even if we missed a couple of years of each other lives we could always catch up.  He’s always been one of the pillars in my life, maybe slightly hidden, but always there.  I love him.

 Eric & Ruthann.  I’ve known Eric since at least 1980ish.  We went to Summer Science with Mrs. K before that, but didn’t really know each other.  Eric & I have made it through 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and finding “the one.”  He was the rock of my world for the longest time. I knew without hesitation that he was there.  I could call him no matter when – 2 am, 4 am, whenever.  And he met the most amazing woman.  I always used to tease him, we’d end up 50 and divorced and back together again.  And I’m thrilled to say that is not going to come true.  I’m sorry I missed so much time with them.  I will always adore Eric & Ruthann.

 Mare.  What can I say? I love her to pieces.  We’ve been through it all. Friends, not so friends, friends.  I read a quote once, about friends walking away and getting back together, and being better friends because of it.  Sophomore year is when we met.  Of high school, that is.  It was great to have classes with her, because she always got out early from classes and needed someone to help her carry her books.  And she had the key to the elevator!  I’m so lucky to know her.  She’s introduced me to some of the most interesting folks.  Mare has always been on of those who’s been there in good & bad times.  Some day we’ll be little old ladies looking back and laughing at the years.  And I want to say Thank you to Anthony for loving Mare & making her happy.

I have the best bosses in the world.  Ray, who I will miss, was so wonderful.  He has a wonderful wife, 3 wonderful daughters & many grandkids.  Hey!  He was so proud of his girls & their kids.  And he ALWAYS had a funny story and loved to laugh.  My direct boss is wonderful too.  He also has a wonderful wife, 2 wonderful kids & 4 grandkids of whom his is so proud.  I’ve learned a lot from Bob & Ray.  I think I have, anyway.  Patience, forgiveness & holding my tongue.  Although that last one still needs a little work.  I am lucky to have been part of both of their lives over the last 13 years.

 Auditor Ed.  Thank you for not making it personal.  Thank you for listening & teaching to make me a better at what I do.

 Nealla.  What can I say about Nealla.  She’s type A nuts!  And I love her intensity.  She is exceedingly good at what she does and could be the head of her department… but she’d rather do what she’s doing.  She’s drug me into a FF league – which is a blast – and into helping her with the election. No, I did not volunteer to help, (ok maybe I did!).  I’m really glad our paths crossed.  She’s added fun (and some comp-time) to my life!

Pastor Avery & GWM.  My church family.  What can I say.  We are part of an amazing wonderful church family.  I have been introduced to some amazing, amazing preachers (the Cuthbertson’s (all of them!), Minister Burrows & his beautiful wife, Minister Murray, and many more). I have learned much from all.  The McKim’s, the Reeves, Sister Jones & her elegant, gorgeous (mind, body & soul) daughter Desiree, Aunt Anna & Deacon Anderson.  They have accepted me with all my faults and flaws.  I love them all.

 Which leads naturally to Elaine.  One of the nicest, easy going, sweet, wonderful ladies I know!  Amazingly patient. I just love her. And she introduced me to the 2nd most awesome fries – Sloppy Joe Fries.  She’s taught me a whole lot about patience… the ability to not worry about situations, they will always get better. I don’t know any one who has a more positive attitude. And grace in the face of adversity. She’s just amazing.

Bob & Cozy.  Mare introduced me to Bob, who introduced me to his wife.  What a cool couple!  Very, very cool!  They are both incredibly interesting and fun!  I’ve learned quite a bit from Bob… or laughed my butt off at his e-mails.  And I’m looking forward to eating spaghetti with chopsticks with Cozy. 

 Michelle.  What can I say about Michelle.  She is awesome fun! I love her.  We went to high school together, but went friends.  I think I missed out on some fun.  But that’s ok.  We are playing high school on FB these days.  (insert eye roll here)  She is a strong and intense person.  Another type A – in a good way!  I really enjoy her company.  We’ve had some good giggles on FB and she’s really inspired me to blog more than just TV quotes.  She one of those people who is instantly your friend.  She’s not afraid to speak her mind, and is willing to listen.  I’m really glad she friended me on FB.  I’m lucky to be able to call her friend!

 There’s one person who I’m really not supposed to be friend with – Christy.  She is married to a great guy who I dated in high.  When he met her in college he fell absolutely head over heels in love with her.  And I am incredibly lucky to call her friend. She is just so wonderful.  It just goes to show that intelligent & charming women can always agree on the good things in life.  And one of those things is she & her beloved husband are the cutest couple and are totally 100% meant to be.  And I’m just blessed to have them as friends.

 Arnold.  What can I say?  You are an AMAZING Dad!  I am very sorry.  You deserved better from me.  Thank you for giving me a second chance to be your friend.  I am looking forward to meeting your Becca some day soon.  You are very talented artist.  Don’t give it up.

 Doug.  I met Doug on FB because of the Mythbusters.  Doug is a scream.  He has made me laugh – a lot.  I’m very glad I met him.  He has introduced me to a bunch of fun and wonderful people.  One of these day’s I’ve got to meet him up close and personal.  Doug kept me company when I needed to be distracted.  Thank you Doug for being there for me.

Greg & Kathy.  Another Mythbusters find.  Greg & I “talked” on FB and he asked if it would be OK if he called.  20 minutes later I hear “G’day!”  Greg & Kathy are just wonderful people.  I was thrilled to get to meet them (I still feel bad I was so late!) live and in person.  Greg was another one who gave me a distraction when I needed it.  Kathy is just an absolutely delightful lady.  Thank you both for the offer to go “down under” and visit you!  I can’t wait to take you up on it.  They are a lovely, lovely couple and I am lucky to be able to call them friend.

 We’re coming to the end…

 Tina & Roxy.  I’m going to lump you 2 together because without Tina, I wouldn’t know my clan mate Roxy.  I met Tina over on the SPP boards when she was an Ambassador.  She’s cool, sexy, sassy and terrific.  And Roxy… what can I say.  She and I are family. Well, in a clan kind of a way.  Another amazing, sexy, sassy, cool, wonderful amazing woman!  I am so blessed to have met these guys through FB.  One of these days I’m going to meet both Roxy & Tina.  I love you both!

 And last but not least Law & Mynx.  2 amazing, amazing people.  I met Law through Doug.  Actually I think Doug said I should be friends with Law.  He was right.  Law is family too.  I’ve been adopted.  I love him a lot.  He helped me through a rough time because he understood completely what I was going through.  And I can’t say thank you enough for that.  And Mynx… she shared him with me.  That was just a wonderful gift.  I can’t thank her enough for sharing her Beloved with me.  I was lucky enough to get to meet them both up close in person.  Law is sweet and kind.  I will miss him over here on the east coast, but I am happy he is back home.  He’s has been a blessing to my life.

 And that is the end of this list.  Please, please don’t be offended if you aren’t on the list.  This is not by any means a comprehensive list.  It’s just the people who popped into my head as I was typing.  And it’s not everyone who means something to me.

Ok. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and choice of religion. HOWEVER, the people for Westboro “Baptist Church” are not of God! There is no way. They propose hate. Hate for gays, hate for the military, hate for Jews (ummmm hate to tell them, Jesus was a Jew), hate for, hate for, hate for.  From Wikipedia “On Sundays, up to 15 churches may receive pickets.”  Ummmm, ‘cuse me? Why aren’t they IN church?  I’ve read bits that call them a cult. That’s more appropriate. 

Mark 12:31-2 The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.  I guess they missed that one.

Enough about the nut jobs.  There are counter nuts.  The Patriot Guard Riders.  These ladies & gentlemen “have an unwavering respect for those who risk their very lives for America’s freedom and security.”  “The Patriot Guard positions itself to physically shield the mourners from the presence of the Westboro protesters by blocking the protesters from view with their motorcade, or by having members hold American flags. The group also drowns out the protesters’ chants by singing patriotic songs or by revving motorcycle engines.”

http://www.patriotguard.org/  is their website.

I can’t thank our veteran’s enough.  They are the reason the nut jobs can do what they do. Without them I wouldn’t have the wonderful freedoms I have. Our veteran’s are the ultimate hero’s. They deserve our unquestion support and respect.  So if you ever see the Patriot Guard’s out doing their thing – thank them. They are helping to protect those who protect us.

Kari Byron: I think the idea of talking to your plants is some foolish, hippy crystal gripping nonsense and it absolutely has no effect on your plants.