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You know that envelope (invitation, response card, etc.) you just ruined? Don’t throw it out. Use it as a template to make your corrections. You now know where you don’t want your text. Make your corrections and just run it through the printer a second (or even 3rd or 4th) time. Just use a different color print each time so you know to where you’ve moved your text.

In the examples below, I’ve blurred the names and address. So don’t worry, your vision hasn’t gone selectively blurry.

As you can see from the Invitation below I ended up printing it 3 times. Once my orientation was wrong. And then my placement was off. By using 2 different colors I was able tInviteo run the invite through and get the orientation and placement right. The flowers in the lower left, added a bit of a fun in getting just the reception inforrmation to move to the right.

I use Microsoft Publisher for most of my publishing. Mail merges are a pain, but the plus is the text boxes stay put and can be placed anywhere. With the invite above, the flowers in the lower right created fun with which Word would have had problems.  I just used a blank & empty text box to force the reception information to the right.

 

The image below is the back of the invitation envelope. As you can see, the 1st time I ran it through, I had the the text on the file in the wrong place (at the bottom). And actually that is the 2nInviteEnvReard time I ran it through the printer.  The first time I had the envelope in the printer wrong and ended up printing on the front of the envelope.  The 2nd time I ran it through on the back, I moved the text in the file, but the text was not where I wanted it on the envelope (I wanted it very close to the edge of the flap).  I ran this envelope through the printer a total of 6 times – for the back – until I finally got the text where I wanted it.  Horizontally it never moves, vertically well, lets just say I was challenged.

Another tip is … Know Your Printer. Mine doesn’t like odd sized paper – which seems to be anything other than 8.5″x11″. Ok, it’s nResponseEnvot that tempermental, but I can’t run just any old size through and have it come out brilliantly on the first try (which is obvious from these pictures). Ususally I have to choose a paper size close to that with which I am working and make modifications to the location of the text on the file in order to get it to print right. To the left is the front of the response envelope. With these envelopes, I had to flatten them out to get a size that my printer liked. And then when I ran them though flap first they kept jamming. So I ran them through bottom first, which meant my text on the envelope was upside down.  Which is another reason to use Publisher. Rotating the text boxes is a snap. I got the vertical location on the 2nd try (the first one – just the hearts are visable – I had the text box in the upright position, not the upside down position).  On the 3rd try (black ink) I got things just where I wanted them.

 

The image below is the front of a card the bride wanted to add for the original weddiSpecialPeopleCardng party.  The handwritten note on the bottom “bottom up” is from the printing of the inside.  It let me know that that is part of the page is furthest away from the printer and that that side was up when printing.  The black line mid-way up is my fold.  As you can see, again I got the vertical ok but my horizontal was off. (red was the 1st print and black was the 2nd print).  The inside, both the horizontal and vertical were off on the 1st print.  I use various techinques to mark where I want my text to go – including an MS clipart of the letter x. I use rulers, pens, lights and some luck. And that is a post for another day.

 

When printing invitations, response cards, etc. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS over estimate how many you need and buy an extra box. It’s always best to have too many than to run short. You will ruin at least 1 when printing. If you have an unopened box you can return it (just stick the receipt in the box so you don’t loose it) or sell it (online, at a yard sales, give it to a friend, etc).

First off, why on God’s green earth when something is working do they have to go and break it!?  Below is how to change your choices in Yahoo Mail so you can sort your e-mail by Sender.  (click on the images below to see the full image)

The following is courtesy of www.TheWebElves.Net. They found it for me and I just had to share because no one else has!

How to Sort by other than date or unread or attachments or starred (the most unhelpful choices – beyond unread)

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In mail there is a gear in the upper right hand corner. it will drop down when you hover over it. Click on Settings, (remember you can click the images)

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click on Viewing email,

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uncheck the “enable conversations” check box. Click save.

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Now you will be able to sort by help choices such as sender  or subject when you click view (just below the gear in the upper right hand corner).

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For those of you who are like me and don’t necessarily pay attention to your dye lots, this post is for you.

I never really pay too much attention to dye lot. Granted I do try to buy enough of the same dye lot to finish a project. But I usually say, if it looks the same then the dye lot isn’t too important. That can be horribly wrong.

The attached picture is Lily Sugar ‘n Cream Soft Violet. They are both the same color, just different dye lots. It is just a very graphic showing of how different dye lots can be. In this case, the fact that they are different colors is fine. I actually wanted 3 different colors of purple for my project. But if I was making something that required a consistent color – I would be in deep weeds!

Here is a link to the pot holders I am making. 3 strand pot holder. As you can see, dye lot isn’t important in this case.

Just a word of advice from someone who normally plays fast & loose with dye lots … if you are doing a solid color project buy enough of the same dye lot to finish your project!!!

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I’ve been huntin’ hogs since Moby Dick was a sardine.
Jerry Dean Campbell – American Hoggers

Tickle: I’m not gonna lie to you. I don’t think anybody would’ve know under here, was down here.

“Rise ‘n Shine!” Moonshiners
11/7/12 air date

Our favorite burglar is back in the first of “The Burglar Who” books that actually has “The Burglar Who” in the title.  Joining Bernie on his capers are some old faces and some new faces.  Ray Kirschmann, “the best cop money could buy” is back to either arrest Bernie, or not, or maybe just get Bernie to “acquire” a fur for Mrs. Kirschmann. 

We get to meet Carolyn Kaiser.  Carolyn is “crowding 30, with  Dutch-cut dark-brown hair and remarkably clear blue eyes. She stands five-one in high and never wears them, and she’s built like a fire hydrant, which is dangerous in her line of work.” Carolyn is a dog groomer who owns the Poodle Factory, the business two doors up from Bernie’s new business.

You see Bernie is now an honest bookseller who owns Barnegat Books.  He purchased the book store sometime between his last brush with the law and this current adventure.  Bernie met Carolyn about the time he purchased Barnegat Books from old Mr. Litzaurer, and she becomes his lunch buddy, drinking buddy and confidant.

In this adventure Bernie is hired by one Rudyard Whelkin to steal a “limited” edition Kipling poem from one Jesse Arkwright. In the process he gets, drugged, framed for the murder of Madeleine Porlock.  Another fun who-dunnit from Lawrence Block. With snappy dialog and love of bad puns the reader is entertained from page 1.

Welcome back to the world of our favorite burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr.  Bernie gets himself accused of murder yet again. And unfortunately Ray Kirshmann, the best cop money can buy, is the one to find him in the apartment with the dead guy.

Our hero must evade the police, find the real killer and clear his name. Luckily one of his poker buddies, Rod, is out of town and Bernie can hide out in his apartment. And also luckily Rod’s plant sitter isn’t afraid of the burglar in the bed and helps Bernie on his way to redemption in more ways than one.

The second book in the series is just as charming and witty as the first.

Ok, so this on isn’t quite a Burglar Who, but it’s one of the books in the series.

The Burglar in the Closet
Lawrence Block

I actually haven’t quite finished the book yet. Which is ok because I’ve read it once before and I’ve read through the climax and the last chapter or so is wrap up.

This is the second of the Bernie Rhodenbarr mysteries – “The Burglar Who” stories. Even though the first two don’t have who in the title, the remaining ones do. Our hero is Bernie Rhodenbarr and he is a burglar (hence the titles).  In the books Bernie has the bad luck of burglaring an abode while the owner (or some other unlucky person) gets murdered.

Set in NY City there are many characters that Bernie comes across in his travel and travails.  In The Burglar in the Closet Bernie is recruited to steal the jewelry of the World Greatest Dentist’s ex-wife.  Bern just happens to be in the wife’s apartment when she is unfortunately offed by an unknown assailant.  The World’s Greatest Dentist is then arrested for the murder and he subsequently pins it on Bernie.

It’s not high literature. It will never be mentioned (again) in the same breath with Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey. It is however a very fun and entertaining read. Written from Bernie’s point of view, the dialog is quick witted and snappy.  It is a book you can put down, but won’t want to put it down.

If Bernie were to move in next door I wouldn’t lock the doors, I’d invite him in for a Scotch.