Dr. Henry Deacon: Wagner again.
Sheriff Jack Carter: I don’t know. I get all the conductors confused.
Henry: Composers.
Jack: I rest my case.
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Dr. Douglas Fargo: Biopharmacology is just a fancy word for gardener.
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Dr. Seth Osbourne: Oooops. My bad.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: If I have to come back I’m bringing a stun gun and a weed wacker. You got it?
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Dr. Allison Blake: Don’t the two of you ever get tired of bickering?
Sheriff Jack Carter and Dr. Nathan Stark [in unison]: Not Really. No.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: No, I mean… Yes, I mean you lok good, yeah, but… We’ve gotta stay on topic here.
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Dr. Nathan Stark: Am I supposed to ignore that Mayberry’s hitting on my wife?
Sheriff Jack Carter: You do realize I’m standing right here.
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Deputy Jo Lupo: You are no fun.
Sheriff Jack Carter: You know what would be fun?
Jo: Ice-skating.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: People seem to be under the influence, doing whatever the hell they want. Like they’re drunk.
Dr. Henry Deacon: Some of us are.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: Taggart? You’re naked.
Dr. Jim Taggart: Au naturel.
Jack: May I ask why?
Taggart: Why not?
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Sheriff Jack Carter: I mean, what makes us different?
Zoe Carter: We’re from L.A.
Sheriff Jack Carter: Unless you want roast your chestnuts, back off.
Dr. Jim Taggart: You wouldn’t dare.
Jack: Try me.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: Of course, it’s incredibly dangerous.
Dr. Allison Carter: Have you ever know anything to change the world that wasn’t.
Jack: Velcro.