Eureka, H.O.U.S.E Rules, Quotes

Sunday, December 30, 2007

SARAH: What about vacation homes?
Sheriff Jack Carter: It was a fantasy. A really good fantasy.
Dr. Henry Deacon: Yeah.
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Sheriff Jack Carter [to Stark]: Did you tuck my sheets in real tight?
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Sheriff Jack Carter: This house has a force field?
Dr. Henry Deacon: Well, technically there’s no such thing. It’s a monofilament electrified mesh which forms a near invisible barrier.
Jack: And how’s that not a force field?
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Sheriff Jack Carter: God, I wish Lupo were here.
Dr. Henry Deacon: [Speaking of SARAH] That’s it. We’ll just blow her up.
Jack: [Speaking of Jo] She’s not here.
Stark pushes Carter beer out of his reach.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy’s the only one with the presence of mind to walk out the door?