Dr. Daniel Jackson: [He looks around the temple] Wow… this place is incredible. It’s like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, uh… Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Peloponnesus region.
Jack: Where’s that?
Daniel: [with a slight smile] Greece.
Jack: [shaking his head] Why do I do that?
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Colonel Jack O’Neill: [Quoting the Nox] “The very young do not always do as they’re told.”
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Wasn’t I just…?
Captain Samantha Carter: Killed.
Jack: Killed as in…
Sam: Dead.
Jack: Dead.
Sam: Yeah, we know. We saw it happen. Same thing happened to us.
Jack: Well, this is a surprise, then.
Colonel JackO’Neill: That effectively shuts us down, sir.
Major General George Hammond: Very effectively. It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the lights on around here.
Jack: How ’bout a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage?
Hammond: This is what I look like when I’m not laughing, Colonel.
Jack: Car wash?
[Hammond suppresses a laugh.]
Jack: I’m sorry, sir.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Well, whole boxes of material could be missing.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: The Pentagon said this was everything.
Jack: Oh, please. The Pentagon’s lost entire countries.
Captain Samantha Carter: …Where’s Daniel?
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.
Sam: Really, what?
Jack: Some fancy light show that may be the key to our existence or something like that.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: [from inside] Teal’c! Doc! Open the door! Teal’c!
Teal’c: [Opens the observation panel to a normal-looking O’Neill] Colonel O’Neill?
Jack: [mimicking Ricky Ricardo] Lucy, I’m home.
Teal’c: I am not Lucy.
Jack: I know that. It was a reference to an old TV… never mind, just open the door!
Teal’c: I will summon the doctor.
Jack: No, no, c’mon I’m fine, back to being myself. Just open up.
Teal’c: I cannot be certain you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as “Lucy.”
Jack: Oh for crying out loud, will you just open the door?
[Teal’c drops his helmet to the floor in the empty holding room and looks at the dead Jaffa as O’Neill and Daniel help prisoners through the opening.]
Colonel Jack O’Neill: You going to be okay?
[Daniel pauses, nods, and leaves through the gap. O’Neill looks back to Teal’c.]
Jack: Hey, come on!
Teal’c: I have nowhere to go.
Jack: For this, you can stay at my place. Let’s go.
[Teal’c looks around, then joins O’Neill.]
Teal’c: If the coordinates are for a Goa’uld world which is not on the Abydos cartouche, the Goa’uld will most likely not expect us. I believe a medical attack could be successful.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Surgical attack, Teal’c. It’s called a surgical attack, and I’d feel like an idiot.
Captain Samantha Carter: Sir?
Jack: I was answering Daniel’s question. If we don’t do something now, and they do attack later, I’d feel like an idiot. We go.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Daniel: In a manner of speaking.