Posts Tagged ‘Jack O’Neill’
SG-1 is at Jack’s house, and Daniel is a bit drunk. Daniel is balancing an orange on the top of his beer bottle. Carter hands Teal’c a glass of fruit juice, then sits, beer in hand. They are in the middle of a conversation.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: So wrong. It’s the perfect analogy. Burns as Goa’uld.
Teal’c: They are merely animated characters, O’Neill.
Jack: You’re so shallow.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh please, Teal’c’s like one of the deepest people I know, he’s sooo deep. [animated] Come, come on, tell them how deep you are. You’ll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal’c:[lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oooh! So deep!
Jack: No more beer for you.
[Daniel’s smile disappears.]
Major Samatha Carter: I’m sorry, Sir, but I have to agree. I don’t see the connection.
Jack: Alright, that does it. You know the entire VHS collection was going to one of you? It’s going to Siler, he gets it.
[There is another knock at the door.]
Jack: Thank God, pizza.
[O’Neill goes to answer the door. He opens it to find General George Hammond standing there.]
Jack: Well, you’re not the usual delivery boy.
Tags: Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Lost City Part 1, Samantha Carter, SciFi, Teal'c
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Colonel Jack O’Neill: Are those doughnuts?
Teal’c: Indeed.
Jack: [impersonating Montgomery Burns] Ex-cellent.
Tags: Jack O'Neill, Lost City Part 1, SciFi, Teal'c
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[Maybourne tosses an explosive in the lake to ‘catch’ some fish]
Colonel Jack O’Neill: That’s just wrong on so many levels.
Tags: Harry Maybourne, Jack O'Neill, SciFi
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[imitating a tour guide in what was once Stargate Command]
Colonel Jack O’Neill: …and we’re walking.
Tags: Jack O'Neill, SciFi
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Colonel Harry Maybourne: Hi, Jack.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: You rat bastard.
Harry: Hey, hey, hey… take it easy.
Jack: I am SO gonna kick your ass.
They chase each other round the truck.
Harry: Look there are people watching.
Jack: I don’t care!
Harry: Look it wasn’t me. I didn’t shoot you, Jack.
Tags: Harry Maybourne, Jack O'Neill, SciFi
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General Vidrine: I always like to get a view of the man in the cockpit. How does she fly, son?
Teal’c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Woohoo… [pause after looking at General Vidrine] Sorry Sir. I couldn’t help but get caught up in Teal’c’s enthusiasm.
Tags: Jack O'Neill, SciFi, Teal'c
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Major Samantha Carter: Question is; will they listen?
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Well, the real question is; will they have ears?
Tags: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, SciFi
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Colonel Jack O’Neill: What now?
Teal’c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of JELL-O.
Jack: [throwing phone to Teal’c] Call Daniel.
Tags: Ascension, Jack O'Neill, SciFi, Teal'c
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Colonel Harry Maybourne: Gonna turn me in?
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.
Tags: Harry Maybourne, Jack O'Neill, SciFi
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Colonel Jack O’Neill: I distinctly remember sitting here, listening to Carter prattle on about solar activity and a… corona… something.
Major Samantha Carter: Coronal mass emissions – I was just about to bring it up.
Jack: There you go, how would I know that?
Sam: Maybe you read my report.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Daniel taps his file on the table and speaks sarcastically to Carter…] Maybe he read your report
[O’Neill gives Daniel an annoyed look.]
Tags: Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter, SciFi, Window of Opportunity
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