Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy