Posts Tagged ‘Harry Maybourne’

Colonel Jack O’Neill: [finding Maybourne in the freezer] Holy frozen bad guys.

Colonel Jack O’Neill: He saved your smarmy ass and everyone else on this planet. Does that count for anything in your world?
Colonel Harry Maybourne: Absolutely. I am thrilled to get the chance to thank him personally.
Jack: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.
[Maybourne looks a little nervously to General Hammond and then back to O’Neill. General Hammond looks at O’Neill with a hint of a smile on his face as he appears to be contemplating the request. O’Neill glares at Maybourne.]

[Maybourne tosses an explosive in the lake to ‘catch’ some fish]
Colonel Jack O’Neill: That’s just wrong on so many levels.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: Hi, Jack.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: You rat bastard.
Harry: Hey, hey, hey… take it easy.
Jack: I am SO gonna kick your ass.
They chase each other round the truck.
Harry: Look there are people watching.
Jack: I don’t care!
Harry: Look it wasn’t me. I didn’t shoot you, Jack.

Colonel Harry Maybourne: Gonna turn me in?
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.