Vincent: Roasted jalapeno maize kernals with demiglaze, get ’em while they’re steamy.
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Deputy Jo Lupo: What’s wrong with you people? Turn it down!
Spencer Martin: What? Why?
Jo: The neighbors are complaining about the noise.
Spencer: Which neighbors?
Jo: The state of Idaho. Turn it down!
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Dr. Henry Deacon: It’s a little difficult to breath with you camped out on my diaphragm.
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Dr. Henry Deacon: Tell me this wasn’t filled with weapons.
Sheriff Jack Carter: No. No, it wasn’t.
Henry: You’re lying to me aren’t you?
Jack: Oh, big time.
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Dr. Nathan Stark: Our tests have confirmed that it’s terrestrial in origin. We just can’t figure out who created it.
Congressman Arnold Faraday: Oh, my God.
Nathan: That’s one theory.
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Dr. Jim Taggart: Who is it?
Sheriff Jack Carter: It’s Carter. I’m unarmed. Open the door.
Taggart: And, ah…, What is this in reference to?
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Dr. Allison Blake: So, everybody’s ok?
Sheriff Jack Carter: Oh, no, they’re freaking bug nuts.