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Stargate Atlantis, Prodigal, Quote

Colonel John Sheppard: Alright. We’re giving Michael no quarter. You get a shot at him, take it. Make sure he’s dead.

Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Intel looks good. We’ve got ourselves a space train full of evil Orville Redenbacher.

When in doubt, C4.
Jamie Hyneman, Various episodes


My Mama would say, “It’d make your tongue slap your gums out.”
-Dinner Impossible, The British Cowboy: Cattle Drive: Impossible

This is from just your average guy who just happened to tape a landslide.

At that point it stopped being fun and it started being mess your trousers scary.
Christopher Joosse, Raging Nature: Landslides.

This is from Columbia’s Greater Outdoors commercial.
www.columbia.com

“Sometimes the recipe for adventure is 1 part poor judgment plus 2 parts persistence. Take Dan Headon of Seattle. Dan is an off road unicyclist. A sport that didn’t exist until he and his buddies had the vision for it. To some, such “vision” might call for corrective lenses.”

This is my face, deal with it.
Annette Bening as Sylvia Fowler, The Women

Senator Robert Kinsey: Colonel. I swear, O’Neill. There’s gonna be an investigation into this.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: [yelling after Kinsey ] That’d be fine. O’Neill [holding up 3 fingers] two l’s.

Adam Savage: [holding an original floatation barrel from the movie Jaws] The only thing we’re told we can’t do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them!
Salvatore “Tory” Belleci: Has he watched the show?

Jamie Hyneman: Good shot, Adam!
Adam Savage: Thank you, Uncle Jamie.