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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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This is my Ode to Broccoli.

I will not eat it in a stew
I will not eat it, not with you

I will not eat it in a pinch
I will not eat it with the grinch

I will not eat it on the run
I will not eat it just for fun

I will not eat it just for lunch
I will not eat just one little bunch

I will not eat this yucky food.
I will not eat it, I might be sued.

I will not eat it on a bus.
If I eat it, I might just cuss

I will not eat it on the lam
I will not eat it, not with ham.

I will not eat it because it’s green
I will not eat it, I might be seen

I will not eat it close to a forge
I will not eat it and neither will George.

George refers to the 41st President of the US, George H. W. Bush, who didn’t like broccoli.

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.’
-Mark Twain

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today.
It’s already tomorrow in Australia”
Charles Schultz

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
Ogden Nash, author, (1902-1971)

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Papa explains the war like this: ‘When the elephants dance, the chickens must be careful.’.”
Tess Uriza Holthe
from When the Elephants Dance
And no, I’ve never read the book. I just get daily quotes from http://www.twitterlit.com/ and I really liked this one.