Salvatore “Tory” Belleci: [mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away?
Frank Doyle: Because I want to live.
Tory: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?
Mythbusters Opening Sequence
Adam Savage: Remember, don’t try this at home.
Jamie Hyneman: We’re what you call “experts.”
Mythbusters, Levitation Machine, Quote
Adam Savage: [Christine and Tory Belleci tape pizza boxes to Adam’s arms] We’re at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus!
Mythbusters, Who Gets Wetter?, Quote
[wearing a laytex suit] I feel kinda sexy!
–Jamie Hyneman
Mythbusters, Walking on Water, Quote
Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle!
–Adam Savage
Mythbusters, ®Walking on Water, Quote
If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.
–Adam Savage
Mythbusters, Myths Revisited, Quote
[wearing a full-body fire-protection suit] I kinda like it in here, it’s private.
–Jamie Hyneman
Mythbusters, Ancient Death Ray, Quote
I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
–Jamie Hyneman
Mythbusters, Trombone Explosion, Quote
Jamie Hyneman: Hi, we’re here to buy a trombone.
Clerk: Sure, for a student?
Adam Savage: Well no, actually we want to blow it up.
Clerk: You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.
Mythbusters, Rear Axle, Quote
When will the fun ever stop?
–Jamie Hyneman