Colonel Jack O’Neill: Are those doughnuts?
Teal’c: Indeed.
Jack: [impersonating Montgomery Burns] Ex-cellent.
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Stargate SG-1, The Other Guys, Quote
Dr. Simon Coombs: Oh, please, huh? They’re just tired of your butt-snorkling.
Stargate SG-1, The Other Guys, Quote
Dr. Simon Coombs: Oh, come on, Felger. We might as well be wearin’ red shirts.
Dr. Jay Felger: I don’t get that.
Stargate SG-1, Paradise Lost, Quote
[Maybourne tosses an explosive in the lake to ‘catch’ some fish]
Colonel Jack O’Neill: That’s just wrong on so many levels.
Stargate SG-1, 2010, Quote
[imitating a tour guide in what was once Stargate Command]
Colonel Jack O’Neill: …and we’re walking.
Stargate SG-1, 48 Hours, Quote
Colonel Harry Maybourne: Hi, Jack.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: You rat bastard.
Harry: Hey, hey, hey… take it easy.
Jack: I am SO gonna kick your ass.
They chase each other round the truck.
Harry: Look there are people watching.
Jack: I don’t care!
Harry: Look it wasn’t me. I didn’t shoot you, Jack.
Stargate SG-1, Tangent, Quote
General Vidrine: I always like to get a view of the man in the cockpit. How does she fly, son?
Teal’c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Woohoo… [pause after looking at General Vidrine] Sorry Sir. I couldn’t help but get caught up in Teal’c’s enthusiasm.
Stargate SG-1, Scorched Earth, Quote
Major Samantha Carter: Question is; will they listen?
Colonel Jack O’Neill: Well, the real question is; will they have ears?
Stargate SG-1, Orpheus, Quotes
Teal’c: Colonel O’Neill has officially informed that I have my…”mojo”… back.
Stargate SG-1, Ascension, Quote
Colonel Jack O’Neill: What now?
Teal’c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of JELL-O.
Jack: [throwing phone to Teal’c] Call Daniel.