{"id":882,"date":"2008-08-31T18:05:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T18:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=882"},"modified":"2008-08-31T18:05:10","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T18:05:10","slug":"mythbusters-exploding-pants-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/mythbusters-exploding-pants-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Mythbusters, Exploding Pants, Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Salvatore &#8220;Tory&#8221; Belleci<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: <em>[mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants]<\/em> Frank, why are you standing so far away?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Frank Doyle<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Because I want to live.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Tory<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvatore &#8220;Tory&#8221; Belleci: [mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away? Frank Doyle: Because I want to live. Tory: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[221,245],"tags":[334,444],"class_list":{"0":"post-882","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-mythbusters","7":"category-tvmovie-quotes","8":"tag-frank-doyle","9":"tag-salvatore-tory-belleci","10":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}