{"id":4931,"date":"2008-01-29T01:38:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T01:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2008-01-29T01:38:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T01:38:01","slug":"stargate-sg-1-quote-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/stargate-sg-1-quote-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Stargate SG-1, Lost City Part 1, Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"

SG-1 is at Jack’s house, and Daniel is a bit drunk. Daniel is balancing an orange on the top of his beer bottle. Carter hands Teal’c a glass of fruit juice, then sits, beer in hand. They are in the middle of a conversation.<\/em><\/p>\n

Colonel Jack O’Neill<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: So wrong. It’s the perfect analogy. Burns as Goa’uld.
\nTeal’c<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: They are merely animated characters, O’Neill.
\nJack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: You’re so shallow.
\nDr. Daniel Jackson<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Oh please, Teal’c’s like one of the deepest people I know, he’s sooo deep. [animated]<\/em> Come, come on, tell them how deep you are. You’ll be lucky if you understand this.
\nTeal’c:<\/span><\/strong><\/span>[lifts one eyebrow]<\/em> My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
\nDaniel<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Oooh! So deep!
\nJack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: No more beer for you.
\n[Daniel’s smile disappears.]<\/em>
\nMajor Samatha Carter<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: I’m sorry, Sir, but I have to agree. I don’t see the connection.
\nJack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Alright, that does it. You know the entire VHS collection was going to one of you? It’s going to Siler, he gets it.
\n[There is another knock at the door.]<\/em>
\nJack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Thank God, pizza.
\n[O’Neill goes to answer the door. He opens it to find General George Hammond standing there.] <\/em>
\nJack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Well, you’re not the usual delivery boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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