{"id":382,"date":"2008-08-21T23:50:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T23:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=382"},"modified":"2008-08-21T23:50:41","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T23:50:41","slug":"stargate-sg-1-citizen-joe-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/stargate-sg-1-citizen-joe-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Stargate SG-1, Citizen Joe, Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: So, any big plans for the weekend?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">General Jack O&#8217;Neill<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: <em>[putting the groceries on the counter]<\/em> Oh yeah, big. Huge!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sam<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Yeah, me neither.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Jack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Oh, what are you talkin&#8217; about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelet!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sam<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: World-famous, huh? What&#8217;s in it?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Jack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>:\u00a0<em>[removing bottles of beer from the grocery bags]<\/em> Eggs.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sam<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: I don&#8217;t think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Jack<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Oh, don&#8217;t kid yourself. There&#8217;s a secret ingredient. I can&#8217;t tell you what it is or I&#8217;d have to shoot you.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sam<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: It&#8217;s beer isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter: So, any big plans for the weekend? General Jack O&#8217;Neill: [putting the groceries on the counter] Oh yeah, big. Huge! Sam: Yeah, me neither. Jack: Oh, what are you talkin&#8217; about? I just walked in with a whole handful of ingredients for my world-famous omelet! Sam: World-famous, huh? What&#8217;s in it? &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[237,245],"tags":[446],"class_list":{"0":"post-382","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-stargate-sg-1-quote","7":"category-tvmovie-quotes","8":"tag-scifi","9":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}