{"id":35,"date":"2007-12-30T20:02:30","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T20:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2007-12-30T20:02:30","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T20:02:30","slug":"eureka-house-rules-favorite-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/eureka-house-rules-favorite-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Eureka, H.O.U.S.E Rules, Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>SARAH<\/u><\/b><\/font>: What about\u00a0vacation homes?<br \/>\n<font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Sheriff Jack Carter<\/u><\/b><\/font>: It was a fantasy. A really good fantasy.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Dr. Henry Deacon<\/u><\/b><\/font>: Yeah.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Sheriff Jack Carter<\/u><\/b><\/font> <i>[to Stark]<\/i>: Did you tuck my sheets in real tight?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Sheriff Jack Carter<\/u><\/b><\/font>: This house has a force field?<br \/>\n<font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Dr. Henry Deacon<\/u><\/b><\/font>: Well, technically there&#8217;s no such thing. It&#8217;s a monofilament electrified mesh which forms a near invisible barrier.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Jack<\/u><\/b><\/font>: And how&#8217;s that not a force field?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Sheriff Jack Carter<\/u><\/b><\/font>: God, I wish Lupo were here.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Dr. Henry Deacon<\/u><\/b><\/font>: <i>[Speaking of SARAH]<\/i> That&#8217;s it. We&#8217;ll just blow her up.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Jack<\/u><\/b><\/font>: <i>[Speaking of Jo]<\/i> She&#8217;s not here.<br \/>\n<i>Stark pushes Carter beer out of his reach.<\/i><br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><b><u>Sheriff Jack Carter<\/u><\/b><\/font>: In a town full of super geniuses, why is it that the pizza guy&#8217;s the only one with the presence of mind to walk out the door?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SARAH: What about\u00a0vacation homes? Sheriff Jack Carter: It was a fantasy. A really good fantasy. Dr. Henry Deacon: Yeah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sheriff Jack Carter [to Stark]: Did you tuck my sheets in real tight? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sheriff Jack Carter: This house has a force field? Dr. Henry Deacon: Well, technically there&#8217;s no such thing. It&#8217;s a monofilament &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[204,245],"tags":[446],"class_list":{"0":"post-35","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-eureka-tv","7":"category-tvmovie-quotes","8":"tag-scifi","9":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}