{"id":34,"date":"2007-12-30T19:52:17","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T19:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2007-12-30T19:52:17","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T19:52:17","slug":"eureka-purple-haze-favorite-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/eureka-purple-haze-favorite-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Eureka, Purple Haze, Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Wagner again.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I don&#8217;t know. I get all the conductors confused.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Henry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Composers.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Jack<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: I rest my case.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Douglas Fargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Biopharmacology is just a fancy word for gardener.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Seth Osbourne<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Oooops. My bad.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: If I have to come back I&#8217;m bringing a stun gun and a weed wacker. You got it?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Allison Blake<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Don&#8217;t the two of you ever get tired of bickering?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter and Dr. Nathan Star<\/span><\/span><\/strong>k <em>[in unison]<\/em>: Not Really.\u00a0 No.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: No, I mean&#8230; Yes, I mean you lok good, yeah, but&#8230;\u00a0 We&#8217;ve gotta stay on topic here.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Am I supposed to ignore that Mayberry&#8217;s hitting on my wife?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: You do realize I&#8217;m standing right here.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Deputy Jo Lupo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: You are <em>no<\/em> fun.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: You know what would be fun?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Ice-skating.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: People seem to be under the influence, doing whatever the hell they want.\u00a0 Like they&#8217;re drunk.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Some of us are.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Taggart?\u00a0You&#8217;re naked.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Jim Taggart<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Au naturel.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: May I ask why?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Taggart<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Why not?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Sheriff Jack Carter<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: I mean, what makes us different?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Zoe Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: We&#8217;re from L.A.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Unless you want roast your chestnuts, back off.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Jim Taggart<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: You wouldn&#8217;t dare.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Try me.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Of course, it&#8217;s incredibly dangerous.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Dr. Allison Carter<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: Have you ever know anything to change the world that wasn&#8217;t.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Velcro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Henry Deacon: Wagner again. Sheriff Jack Carter: I don&#8217;t know. I get all the conductors confused. Henry: Composers. Jack: I rest my case. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dr. Douglas Fargo: Biopharmacology is just a fancy word for gardener. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dr. Seth Osbourne: Oooops. 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