{"id":317,"date":"2008-08-20T22:12:27","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T22:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=317"},"modified":"2008-08-20T22:12:27","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T22:12:27","slug":"stargate-sg-1-seth-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/stargate-sg-1-seth-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Stargate SG-1, Seth, Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Colonel Jack O&#8217;Neill<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Jaffa jokes? Let&#8217;s hear one of them.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Teal&#8217;c<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: I shall attempt to translate one, O&#8217;Neill.<br \/>\n<em>[Teal&#8217;c thinks]<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Teal&#8217;c<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: I shall attempt to translate one, O&#8217;Neill. A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard&#8217;s eyes glow! The Horus Guard&#8217;s beak glistens! The Setesh Guard&#8217;s\u2026nose drips.<br \/>\n<em>[He starts laughing, but stops when none of the others joins in. There is a long, awkward moment.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colonel Jack O&#8217;Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let&#8217;s hear one of them. Teal&#8217;c: I shall attempt to translate one, O&#8217;Neill. [Teal&#8217;c thinks] Teal&#8217;c: I shall attempt to translate one, O&#8217;Neill. A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard&#8217;s eyes glow! The Horus &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[237,245],"tags":[361,446,472],"class_list":{"0":"post-317","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-stargate-sg-1-quote","7":"category-tvmovie-quotes","8":"tag-jack-oneill","9":"tag-scifi","10":"tag-tealc","11":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}