{"id":31,"date":"2007-12-29T23:00:36","date_gmt":"2007-12-29T23:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=27"},"modified":"2007-12-29T23:00:36","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T23:00:36","slug":"eureka-blink-favorite-quotes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/eureka-blink-favorite-quotes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Eureka, Blink, Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: You comfortable, Fargo? Can I offer you a beverage?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Dr. Nathan Stark<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: Competition breeds excellence. It brings out the best in us.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Douglas Fargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yeah, tell that to Nancy Kerrigan.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong> <em>[about Stark]<\/em>: Yeah well, I say, &#8220;Screw him.&#8221;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Deputy Jo Lupo<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: Well, he&#8217;s probably saying the same thing about you, only in Latin.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Zoe Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Good God, it&#8217;s Nerd-vana.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Jim Taggart<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: The large stride, trail of destruction, extended footprint&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Tell me you don&#8217;t mean Bigfoot?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Taggart<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I mean Gigantopithecus Americanus.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Let&#8217;s give him a sobriety test.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Hey, Jo, do you have a knife?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Henry, what are you doing?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Dr. Henry Deacon<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: Working on a hunch. [he walks over to where the test dummy head is] A hypothesis on how our guy died and it wasn&#8217;t any Bigfoot.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Jack<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: Yeah, wel,l tell me something I don&#8217;t know?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Henry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Okay. He tripped.<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Jack<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: He tripped and was hit by the car?<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Henry<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: No. He hit the car!<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: What was he going like 500 miles an hour.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Henry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: 599 miles an hour and he glanced off it, which would explain why the car spun out instead of being smashed on impact.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yeah, I think I like the Bigfoot theory again.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Allison Blake<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: So, I thought you were mad at me.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: If I was, would I be taking you out to lunch?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Allison<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Here? <em>[referring to Global Dynmics cafeteria]<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Well, maybe I&#8217;m a little mad at you, yeah.<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Look for someone eating a massive amount of food.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Allison Blake<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: So we&#8217;re looking for someon who&#8217;s hungry?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yeah.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Allison<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: In a cafeteria, at lunch?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: These guys are eating way too much.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Dr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Your damning evidence is a health appetite?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Well, when you put like that, it just sound&#8217;s dumb.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Nathan<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I know. Look, Sheriff, I&#8217;m going to need something a little more conclusive than the munchies.<br \/>\n<em>[Fargo blasts through at mach 5]<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: That more what you had in mind?<br \/>\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: All right. I&#8217;m just gonna be in the next room.\u00a0 I have a gun.\u00a0 You know that, right?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Zoe Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Dad!<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: It&#8217;s loaded.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Zoe<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Leave!<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I&#8217;m just saying.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Zoe<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Now!<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I&#8217;m a\u00a0 pretty good shot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Nathan Stark: You comfortable, Fargo? Can I offer you a beverage? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dr. Nathan Stark: Competition breeds excellence. It brings out the best in us. Dr. Douglas Fargo: Yeah, tell that to Nancy Kerrigan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sheriff Jack Carter [about Stark]: Yeah well, I say, &#8220;Screw him.&#8221; Deputy Jo Lupo: Well, he&#8217;s probably saying the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[204,245],"tags":[446],"class_list":{"0":"post-31","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-eureka-tv","7":"category-tvmovie-quotes","8":"tag-scifi","9":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}