{"id":29,"date":"2007-12-29T20:43:02","date_gmt":"2007-12-29T20:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=26"},"modified":"2007-12-29T20:43:02","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T20:43:02","slug":"eureka-dr-nobel-favorite-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/eureka-dr-nobel-favorite-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Eureka, Dr. Nobel, Favorite Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Well, you’ve got a lot of great stuff in here.\u00a0 It just deserves our respect.
\nDr. Douglas Fargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: The dumpster’s down the hall to the left.
\nHenry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Dumpster? No, No, No. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [looking at a MAD silo]<\/em> Yeah, that can’t be good.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Okay, okay, this ion beam thingy, that is what exactly?
\nDr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Irradiated uranium isotopes.
\nDr. Douglas Fargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Oh, God!
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Oh, death ray.\u00a0 Why don’t you just say death ray?
\nHenry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I’ve searched your entire database. There’s not one single record of silos, or irradiated isotopes, or ionosphere particle beams.
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Try death ray?
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I’m looking for a retired scientist.
\nEugenia Biddle<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Swing a cat.
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: A Dr. Thatcher?
\nEugenia<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Irvin? Room 101. But why do you want…? [Carter leaves quickly]<\/em>
\nZoe Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Wait for it.
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [returning]<\/em>: Hey! Room 101, that would be…?
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Irvin Thatcher<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: The question remains fusion or fission. Fission? Certainly not. I haven’t been fishin’ since I lived on Lake Erie. You think that’s eerie? How do you explain quasar energy paradox? Or baldness amoung musicians? Hmmm?
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: These locking bolts, are they some kind of proprietary threading?
\nDr. Irvin Thatcher<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Reverse the hex.
\nHenry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Excuse me?
\nIrvin<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: If you want sex, reverse the hex.
\nDr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Sheriff, at any point when you picked him up, the car ride, the long walk down here, happen to notice this guy’s not all there?
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yeah, there may have been signs.
\nIrvin<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Righty loosey, lefty tighty.
\nHenry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Got it.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

MAD Machine<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Weapon will deploye in 20 hours.
\nDr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Do it.
\nMAD Machine<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Lauch code override initiated. Weapon will deploy in 7 hours.
\nNathan<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Let’s not cut any more wires.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Deputy Jo Lupo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: We’ve got everything under control. [MAD silo opens]<\/em> Except for that.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [shouts after several attempts]: Henry, how’s the drilling going?
\nDr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: This laser bombardment drill cuts through quartz like butter! I should be done in what, uh, 5 hours.
\nMAD Machine<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Weapon will deploy in 4 hours.
\nNathan<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Drill faster.
\nHenry<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yeah.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [after Carter breaks the glass on\u00a0the display case and borrows his Nobel]<\/em>: I miss Sheriff Cobb.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Nathan Stark<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [after Eugenia cracks her knuckles to use the computer]: Oh, for the love of God.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [looking at the bigger MAD silo]<\/em>: Not good. Very not good.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Irvin Thatcher<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [speaking of using Carter’s Jeep as a remaining device]<\/em>: I think desperate times call for desperate measures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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