{"id":289,"date":"2008-08-20T02:03:28","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T02:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2008-08-20T02:03:28","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T02:03:28","slug":"stargate-sg-1-bane-quote-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/stargate-sg-1-bane-quote-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Stargate SG-1, Bane, Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ally<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Hi!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Teal&#8217;c<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: <em>[Grinning.]<\/em> Greetings, Ally.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ally<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: You&#8217;re okay.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Teal&#8217;c<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: <em>[giving a slight nod]<\/em> Thanks to you I am feeling much better.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ally<\/span><\/strong><\/span>: Aw, man, it was no sweat. You look way better. I guess you can&#8217;t really tell me what happened\u2026all that top-secret, James Bond stuff, right?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Teal&#8217;c<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: That is correct. To show my gratitude, I have brought you a new weapon.<br \/>\n<em>[Teal&#8217;c holds up a huge Super-Soaker water gun, and Ally gasps, her eyes practically pop out of her head.]\n<\/em><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Teal&#8217;c<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: One with increased range and firepower.<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ally<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Wicked! This is so cool! Have any time to play?<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dr. Daniel Jackson<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Uh, actually we &#8230;<br \/>\n<em>[A large stream of water suddenly blasts Teal&#8217;c in the chest as Ally pulls the trigger on her new toy. Teal&#8217;c slowly looks down at the wet spot on his chest while a musing Daniel wipes a little water out of his own eye, which had been hit by some of the splash. Ally giggles and runs off.]<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Dr. Daniel Jackson<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Guess we shouldn&#8217;t have loaded it, huh?<br \/>\n<em>[Teal&#8217;c pulls out some sunglasses and puts them on, while Daniel wipes away more water on his face. Teal&#8217;c then turns to Daniel.]\n<\/em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Teal&#8217;c<\/strong><\/span><\/span>: How else would she defend herself?<br \/>\n<em>[Teal&#8217;c then turns his water gun on Daniel and fires point-blank range into Daniel&#8217;s chest. Daniel gasps lightly at the shock of the cold water on his chest as Teal&#8217;c takes off down the hall after Ally.]\n<\/em><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Daniel<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: How else?<br \/>\n<em>[Daniel wipes his eye again, then pulls his tee-shirt away from his chest and flaps it rapidly, shaking out the water.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ally: Hi! Teal&#8217;c: [Grinning.] Greetings, Ally. Ally: You&#8217;re okay. Teal&#8217;c: [giving a slight nod] Thanks to you I am feeling much better. Ally: Aw, man, it was no sweat. You look way better. I guess you can&#8217;t really tell me what happened\u2026all that top-secret, James Bond stuff, right? Teal&#8217;c: That is correct. 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