{"id":25,"date":"2007-12-29T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-29T15:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=22"},"modified":"2007-12-29T15:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-29T15:44:00","slug":"eureka-many-happy-returns-favorite-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/eureka-many-happy-returns-favorite-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Eureka, Many Happy Returns, Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deputy Jo Lupo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Carter, this is a town full of scientist. Everyone knows there’s no such thing as ghosts.
\nSusan Perkins<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Where’s Walter?
\nSheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: [looking at Susan Perkins who was just buried]<\/em> Um… You were saying?
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: It’s not like we have a standard form to undead you.
\nDeputy Jo Lupo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: clears throat
\n<\/em>Jack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Tell me you’re kidding.
\nJo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: 924 slash B. In triplicate.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Allison Blake<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: But we’re still going to need to do some digging.
\nSheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>:\u00a0 Awww… You mean I gotta go back to the…
\nAllison<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yes.
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Well, someone’s gotta get me a cor…
\nAllison<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: That’s right.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: [watching Henry putting his Coronor tag on his overalls]<\/em>
\n\u00a0County Coronor, huh?
\nDr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Board certified.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [after Jack told him to pull the batteries from his Omniversal Remote]<\/em>: Batteries.\u00a0Now why didn’t I think of that?
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Douglas Fargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Um… You might want to be careful with this. It’s a portable generator.
\nSheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: So?
\nFargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: A fission-powered portable generator.
\nJack<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Ok. Don’t sleep on the nuclear powered device.\u00a0Good safety tip.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [after seeing the outside of SARAH]<\/em>: I’m going back to my cell.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Dr. Douglas Fargo<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Bathroom.
\nSheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Oh, Fargo, you gotta get yourself a girlfriend.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong> [after being left alone with SARAH]<\/em>: I’m a human guinea pig.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Susan Perkins<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yes! I am Susan Perkins.\u00a0Back from the grave. Everyone take a good look.
\nDr. Allison Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Ah. You feel better now?
\nSusan<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Yeah, a little.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Do ghosts have frequencies?
\nDr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: Oh. We’re gonna need a bigger battery.
\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n

Sheriff Jack Carter<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: I gotta fill out a report on this anyway, and I still don’t know how to spell corporeal, so…
\nDr. Henry Deacon<\/span><\/span><\/strong>: C-O-R-P-O-R-E-A-L.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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