{"id":2437,"date":"2016-05-05T21:48:05","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T01:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=2437"},"modified":"2016-05-05T21:48:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T01:48:05","slug":"the-zombie-waddle-and-other-forms-of-locomotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/the-zombie-waddle-and-other-forms-of-locomotion\/","title":{"rendered":"The Zombie Waddle and other forms of Locomotion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4183\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4184\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4185\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">[singing badly off key]<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4336\" dir=\"ltr\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4326\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4325\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Everybody&#8217;s doing a brand-new walk, now<br id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4297\" \/> (Come on baby, do the locomotion)<br id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4298\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4337\" dir=\"ltr\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4338\" dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Sorry&#8230;!<\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4342\" dir=\"ltr\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4341\" dir=\"ltr\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4340\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4339\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Happy Thursday!<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4186\">\u00a0 <\/span>I hope this finds everyone happy and healthy.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4192\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4193\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4194\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Well, it\u2019s been 1 week since I\u2019ve been able to put full weight on my foot and who\u2019da thunk walking would hurt so much?<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4195\">\u00a0 <\/span>I guess I did somewhere in the back of my little brain.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4196\">\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m still using the scooter &amp; crutches a bit, especially in the morning.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4197\">\u00a0 <\/span>But I\u2019ve really progressed to mostly walking without a cane or crutch.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4198\">\u00a0 <\/span>Mainly because I can\u2019t find a cane with a sword in it that I like.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4199\">\u00a0 <\/span>But I\u2019m still looking!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4205\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4206\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4207\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">I finally got a pair of shoes that give me enough lift so I\u2019m not hurting my left knee and right hip.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4208\">\u00a0 <\/span>I really felt like an overdressed extra from a bad Mummy or Zombie movie.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4209\">\u00a0 <\/span>I wanted to moan and make mummy\/zombie noises while I was shuffling about.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4210\">\u00a0 <\/span>But now I\u2019m more like a Weeble.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4211\">\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m not going anywhere fast right now, but at least I am going forward (mostly).<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4212\">\u00a0 <\/span>This HAS been quite an adventure.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4218\" dir=\"ltr\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4219\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4220\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">We\u2019ve scheduled my pin pull surgery for next Friday 5\/13. I won\u2019t know what time until between 1 and 3 on Thursday.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4221\">\u00a0 <\/span>Pray with me that it\u2019s not too early (mornings \u2026 blech!) or too late (I have to fast, no nothing including water).<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4222\">\u00a0 <\/span>Dr. Very Handsome said it would take him about 10-15 minutes to remove the pin and sew me back up.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4223\">\u00a0 <\/span>Hey&#8230; we have a set of DeWalts&#8230;\u00a0I guess we should let the surgeon do the\u00a0surgeony stuff.\u00a0 Then it\u2019s 2 more weeks of the boot and then\u2026?<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4224\">\u00a0 <\/span>I guess we will find out on the follow up appointment that will pull the staples and X-ray (yet again) the ankle.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4225\">\u00a0 <\/span>Who knows if I will ever make it to Physical Therapy.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4231\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4232\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4233\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">So until \u2026 when? Probably the 19<sup id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4234\">th<\/sup> I won\u2019t have much to update, unless there is something super exciting happening.<span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4235\">\u00a0 <\/span>Calm and peaceful is good right now.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4242\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4243\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4244\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Have a WONDERFUL rest of the week!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4246\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4247\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4248\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Big HUGS!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4250\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4251\"><span id=\"yiv9736981921yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1462478658935_4252\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">T<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[singing badly off key] Everybody&#8217;s doing a brand-new walk, now (Come on baby, do the locomotion) Sorry&#8230;! Happy Thursday!\u00a0 I hope this finds everyone happy and healthy. Well, it\u2019s been 1 week since I\u2019ve been able to put full weight on my foot and who\u2019da thunk walking would hurt so much?\u00a0 I guess I did &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[193,220],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2437","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-adventures-on-mill-road","7":"category-medical-adventures","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}