{"id":2345,"date":"2016-03-17T16:55:09","date_gmt":"2016-03-17T20:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=2345"},"modified":"2016-03-17T16:55:09","modified_gmt":"2016-03-17T20:55:09","slug":"two-week-rain-delay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/two-week-rain-delay\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Week Rain Delay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2533\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2534\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2535\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Happy Thursday Everyone.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2537\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2538\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2539\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Or it would be if the Doctor &amp; the PA (BOTH) were out of the office with the flu. So \u2026 wait, what do you mean what\u2019s going on?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2545\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2546\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2547\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Ok. Let\u2019s step back (*giggles* \u2013 it\u2019ll be funny in bit) from the beginning for those who don\u2019t know what\u2019s going on.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2548\">\u00a0 <\/span>For those of you who do and don\u2019t want to hear (read) the story again, just jump on down to the last bit.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2549\">\u00a0 <\/span>For those who are new to the story \u2026 ready?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2555\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2556\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2557\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">I was in a bar brawl. <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2558\">\u00a0<\/span>Yup. <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2559\">\u00a0<\/span>Broke 2 bones in my left ankle, shattered a 3<sup id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2560\">rd<\/sup> and tore some ligaments.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2561\">\u00a0 <\/span>Something about a high tear\u2026 <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2562\">\u00a0<\/span>What do you mean \u201cyou don\u2019t think so\u201d?<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2563\">\u00a0 <\/span>I did I broke my \u2026 oh you mean the bar brawl.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2564\">\u00a0 <\/span>Well, it sound so much more exciting than I was doing my laundry and fell down the last 2 steps.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2565\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2571\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2572\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2573\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">On 1\/12 at 8:09 am as I was leaving for work I was taking the laundry to the basement.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2574\">\u00a0 <\/span>The sheets I was carrying wrapped around my feet and down I went.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2575\">\u00a0 <\/span>And surprisingly not one cat was involved.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2576\">\u00a0 <\/span>So off the ER David &amp; I go. <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2577\">\u00a0<\/span>Several hours and surgery later I was the proud owner of a plate, many permanent screws, 1 temporary screw and a nice temporary cast.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2578\">\u00a0 <\/span><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2579\">\u00a0<\/span>I tried crutches while I was in the hospital \u2013 think giraffe on roller skates \u2013 so they sent me home with a walker.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2580\">\u00a0 <\/span>Yeah. I don\u2019t feel like 100 years old now!<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2581\">\u00a0 <\/span>9 days after that a very nice young lady removed the temporary cast and put me in a very pretty purple non-weight baring fiber glass cast.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2582\">\u00a0 <\/span>Which surprisingly &amp; thankfully didn\u2019t itch too much.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2583\">\u00a0 <\/span>And shortly after that one of the BEST bosses in the entire world loan me her knee scooter (she broke her leg a year early) so I could get from point a (the bed) to point b (the potty) without drama, exhaustion and braking another body part.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2584\">\u00a0 <\/span>It also opened up the entirety of mom\u2019s house.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2585\">\u00a0 <\/span>Oh, I didn\u2019t mention that part.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2586\">\u00a0 <\/span>Yeah, I\u2019m rehabbing at mom\u2019s in New Holland because her house is really designed for old people.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2592\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2593\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2594\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">4 weeks later \u2013 obviously I was healing according to plan because the same very nice young lady (don\u2019t ask me her name even though she\u2019s told me, I forget) moved me into a walking cast (or boot).<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2595\">\u00a0 <\/span>Still non-weight baring BUT I released me to drive and go back to work.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2596\">\u00a0 <\/span>My drive went from 25 minutes to about an hour which kinda stinks.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2597\">\u00a0 <\/span>But the food is sooooooooooo much better!!!<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2598\">\u00a0 <\/span>Mom lives 10 minutes from Shady Maple (oh yeah!) <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2599\">\u00a0<\/span>Oh Right, there are those of you who are wondering why I\u2019m excited about a tree.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2600\">\u00a0 <\/span>Shady Maple is a smorgasbord with very good food, not a tree.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2606\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2607\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2608\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">I have been so fortunate!<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2609\">\u00a0 <\/span>I really work for and with an awesome group of people who have been wonderfully supportive.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2610\">\u00a0 <\/span>And Mom.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2611\">\u00a0 <\/span>Where would I be without her!<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2612\">\u00a0 <\/span>She has been just amazing!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2618\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2619\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2620\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Stepping back to today [insert rim shot here].<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2621\">\u00a0 <\/span>I was supposed to go for x-ray\u2019s and then I guess setting a date for removing the temporary pin that is holding the ligaments together.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2622\">\u00a0 <\/span>But PA Cutie Pie and Dr. Very Handsome have the flu.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2623\">\u00a0 <\/span>(Ok so that\u2019s not exactly their real names\u2026 you\u2019ll forgive me if I don\u2019t bother checking out that part.)<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2624\">\u00a0 <\/span>Did I mention that they didn\u2019t call the right number?<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2625\">\u00a0 <\/span>No? They didn\u2019t.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2626\">\u00a0 <\/span>We just won\u2019t know for 2 weeks now whether or not the ligaments have healed correctly. <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2627\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2633\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2634\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2635\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">We could do a soap opera style thing here. <span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2636\">\u00a0<\/span>(said in best dramatic voice) Have her ligaments healed?<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2637\">\u00a0 <\/span>Are the bones strong enough to support her weight? Will the Doctor or the PA be well enough to read the x-ray?<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2638\">\u00a0 <\/span>Tune in to find out on the next dramatic episode of \u201cOn Crazy Cat Farms\u201d.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2639\">\u00a0 <\/span>Or something like that.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2645\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2646\"><span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2647\" style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">So thanks for the read along.<span id=\"yiv6843974024yui_3_16_0_ym18_1_1458240892425_2648\">\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ll send everyone an update (MUCH SHORTER update) in 2 weeks.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Thursday Everyone. Or it would be if the Doctor &amp; the PA (BOTH) were out of the office with the flu. So \u2026 wait, what do you mean what\u2019s going on? Ok. Let\u2019s step back (*giggles* \u2013 it\u2019ll be funny in bit) from the beginning for those who don\u2019t know what\u2019s going on.\u00a0 For &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[193,220],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2345","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-adventures-on-mill-road","7":"category-medical-adventures","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}