\u00a0Ok.\u00a0 On a Top Gear theme.\u00a0 My girlfriend alerted me to Richard Hammond’s lastest mastery of the english language.<\/p>\n
\u00a0Richard Hammond on: sport buttons<\/p>\n
Here are 2 quotes from it.<\/p>\n
\u00a0“And then, like an alarm clock strapped to a stick of dynamite, the rev-counter’s needle ticked up to 7,500rpm, and all hell was let loose. Suddenly, my eyes made a dive for my neck, my stomach and lungs were straining to escape backwards out of my riding jeans, and the scenery to either side went all stretchy and thin. ”<\/p>\n
And<\/p>\n
“Kermit had gone crazy, pulled out a death ray, bitten the head off a chicken, drunk eight litres of tequila and shagged Miss Piggy in a skip outside a nightclub.”<\/p>\n
And what does that have to do with a “sport button” (which supposedly changes the suspension in a car to make it stiffer and better handling)? You’ll have to read the article and find out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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