{"id":1044,"date":"2008-10-14T09:29:15","date_gmt":"2008-10-14T09:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2008-10-14T09:29:15","modified_gmt":"2008-10-14T09:29:15","slug":"ode-to-broccoli-dr-seuss-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/ode-to-broccoli-dr-seuss-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Broccoli &#8211; Dr. Seuss style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is my Ode to Broccoli.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it in a stew<br \/>\nI will not eat it, not with you<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it in a pinch<br \/>\nI will not eat it with the grinch<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it on the run<br \/>\nI will not eat it just for fun<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it just for lunch<br \/>\nI will not eat just one little bunch<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat this yucky food.<br \/>\nI will not eat it, I might be sued.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it on a bus.<br \/>\nIf I eat it, I might just cuss<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it on the lam<br \/>\nI will not eat it, not with ham.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it because it&#8217;s green<br \/>\nI will not eat it, I might be seen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">I will not eat it close to a forge<br \/>\nI will not eat it and neither will George.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">George refers to the 41st President of the US,\u00a0George H. W. Bush, who didn&#8217;t like broccoli.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my Ode to Broccoli. I will not eat it in a stew I will not eat it, not with you I will not eat it in a pinch I will not eat it with the grinch I will not eat it on the run I will not eat it just for fun I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[213,218,224],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1044","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-humor","7":"category-literature","8":"category-philosophy","9":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taciej.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}