I won’t normally comment on politics. It’s just way too easy to offend just about everyone with a simple statement like “In my opinion, the President was wearing an ugly tie today.” Even though it’s my opinion, it just starts a flame war. I just agree that I disagree with people and leave it at that. I have my opinions on our government and I vote. I work for a local government and I am an elected official.
When in doubt, C4.
–Jamie Hyneman, Various episodes
Jamie Hyneman: Good shot, Adam!
Adam Savage: Thank you, Uncle Jamie.
Adam Savage: [Fake arrow on his head] Coming up, could a ninja snatch an arrow out of the air?
Jamie Hyneman: Sorry about that, man.
Adam: That’s okay.
Adam Savage: Remember, don’t try this at home.
Jamie Hyneman: We’re what you call “experts.”
[wearing a laytex suit] I feel kinda sexy!
[wearing a full-body fire-protection suit] I kinda like it in here, it’s private.
I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
Jamie Hyneman: Hi, we’re here to buy a trombone.
Clerk: Sure, for a student?
Adam Savage: Well no, actually we want to blow it up.
Clerk: You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.