The Giraffe Test

Posted by TacieJ on December 10, 2008 in humor, questions |

I got this from my Boss and I love it.  The answers are in the comments.  But don’t peek.

1.) How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you go to comments.

2.) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3.) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend …. Except one. Which animal does not attend?

4.) There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?



Posted by TacieJ on November 18, 2008 in humor, News, questions, technology, tips and tricks |

So, how DO astronauts go to the bathroom?
The following video explains it all.
Astronaut Potty


Stonehenge’s Possible Construction

Posted by TacieJ on November 18, 2008 in historical, questions, technology |

It took a modern astronomer using one of the world’s most powerful computers to prove that Stonehenge was/is a calendar. How it was constructed without the use of massive earth moving and lifting equipment remains a mystery. Now comes a retired construction worker with a simple and completely plausible answer. I think you will find this video fascinating. Click on the link below.

Stonehenge’s Possible Construction


Cat’s … Goa’uld in Disguise

Posted by TacieJ on October 7, 2008 in cats/kittens, questions, Random Thoughts, Stargate SG-1, TV general |

Ok. Have you ever seen a cats eyes glow and flash in the light? Have you ever wondered where the writers of Stargate came up with the idea of glowing eyed aliens?? Have you ever thought your cat was trying to control you? Have you ever wondered why cat’s are SO independant?

It’s my theory that the writers of Stargate came up with the idea of for the Goa’uld when one of them had the pants scared off of them when they caught their cats eyes flash and glow in the pitch black. How many of us haven’t had the pants scared off of us by a cat’s eyes glowing and flashing?  Come on, let’s be real.  I think it’s how the Goa’uld came ino being.


Stink Bug or Replicator?

Posted by TacieJ on October 5, 2008 in questions, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, TV summaries/critiques |
Replicator from Ark of Truth

Replicator from Ark of Truth

Brown Adult Stink Bug
Brown Adult Stink Bug

Ok, you tell me.  Did the Stargate writers come up with the idea for the Replicators because they were busy fighting a loosing battle with Stink Bugs?

My girlfriend at work – Elaine H. came up with the idea that Replicators are actually Stink Bugs, only metal. Think about it. Stink Bugs are not native to the US. The came from China. So they are invaders from a land far, far away.  Replicators – ditto.  Once you get one Stink Bug in your house, you’d better start looking for more.  They don’t just come in 1’s.  Replicators – ditto.  The Stink Bugs eat everything and move on.  Replicators – ditto.  And you just can’t seem to kill Stink Bugs.  Hey and guess what – ditto on the Replicators.  They even look a like!



Posted by TacieJ on July 28, 2008 in philosophy, questions, Random Thoughts |

If an illegal alien is an undocumented immigrant, why isn’t a drug dealer a unlicensed pharmacist?


Cats & Nicknames

Posted by TacieJ on February 15, 2008 in cats/kittens, questions |

Why do we need to give our cats nicknames?  Or… Why do we feel the need to give our cats more than one name?  I have 8 and every single last one either has more than 1 name or a nickname.  Now some of the names are just variations on the original name. 

Take Irwin for example.  He was named after The Crocodile Hunter.  We call him Irwin, Win-Man, the Winster.

Then we have Houdini.  We call him, Houdini, Houd-Man, Houd-butt, Scraggle Butt (he is allergic to flea bites and licks all the fur off his butt in the summer – which we try to prevent), Scraggs, and Lao Tzu (his eyes slant and when he closes them and looks at you he looks very wise). 


Eureka – Blink

Posted by TacieJ on December 28, 2007 in Eureka TV, questions |

If someone could explain to me this…  How on God’s green earth did Carter see the biometric subcutaneous computer chip when the body was cover in all that dirt and debris and yuck?  Seriously.



Gasoline Pricing

Posted by TacieJ on December 28, 2007 in questions, Random Thoughts |

Here’s a question.  Why when the cost of a barrel of oil jumps up $4 does the cost of gasoline jump up the very next day by 50 cents?  And why when the cost of a barrel of oil drops $4 does it take 2 or 3 weeks for the price to fall maybe 6 cents?  Is there an explaination for this?

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