I won’t normally comment on politics.  It’s just way too easy to offend just about everyone with a simple statement like “In my opinion, the President was wearing an ugly tie today.”  Even though it’s my opinion, it just starts a flame war.  I just agree that I disagree with people and leave it at that.  I have my opinions on our government and I vote.  I work for a local government and I am an elected official. 

When in doubt, C4.
-Jamie Hyneman, Unknown episode

Jamie Hyneman: Good shot, Adam!
Adam Savage: Thank you, Uncle Jamie.

Adam Savage: [Fake arrow on his head] Coming up, could a ninja snatch an arrow out of the air?
Jamie Hyneman: Sorry about that, man.
Adam: That’s okay.

Adam Savage: Remember, don’t try this at home.
Jamie Hyneman: We’re what you call “experts.”

[wearing a laytex suit] I feel kinda sexy!
-Jamie Hyneman

[wearing a full-body fire-protection suit] I kinda like it in here, it’s private.
-Jamie Hyneman

I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.
-Jamie Hyneman

Jamie Hyneman: Hi, we’re here to buy a trombone.
Clerk: Sure, for a student?
Adam Savage: Well no, actually we want to blow it up.
Clerk: You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.

When will the fun ever stop?
-Jamie Hyneman