A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Herbert Hoover

When Taggart and Jo are shooting the sensor cams Taggart walks up to the cam and shoots it with pink paint.  He was using yellow.  So unless Taggart and Jo switched guns JUST prior to when they started shooting – the wrong color paint hit the sensor cam, it should have been yellow.

When Spencer, Henry, Carter & Zoe are in the town hall and Spencer is going to demonstrate his little speaker, Henry reacts before everyone else.  To be nice, it’s because Henry knows what’s coming.  To be naughty, Joe Morton reacts too soon.  Let’s be nice.

Also, Spencer uses records? Not CD’s, not tapes, Records.  When Carter asks Spencer to play something romantic, Spencer picks up a record.

SARAH: What about vacation homes?
Sheriff Jack Carter: It was a fantasy. A really good fantasy.
Dr. Henry Deacon: Yeah.
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Sheriff Jack Carter [to Stark]: Did you tuck my sheets in real tight?
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Sheriff Jack Carter: This house has a force field?
Dr. Henry Deacon: Well, technically there’s no such thing. It’s a monofilament electrified mesh which forms a near invisible barrier.
Jack: And how’s that not a force field?
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Sheriff Jack Carter: God, I wish Lupo were here.
Dr. Henry Deacon: [Speaking of SARAH] That’s it. We’ll just blow her up.
Jack: [Speaking of Jo] She’s not here.
Stark pushes Carter beer out of his reach.
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Dr. Henry Deacon: Wagner again.
Sheriff Jack Carter: I don’t know. I get all the conductors confused.
Henry: Composers.
Jack: I rest my case.
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Dr. Douglas Fargo: Biopharmacology is just a fancy word for gardener.
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Dr. Seth Osbourne: Oooops. My bad.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: If I have to come back I’m bringing a stun gun and a weed wacker. You got it?
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Dr. Allison Blake: Don’t the two of you ever get tired of bickering?
Sheriff Jack Carter and Dr. Nathan Stark [in unison]: Not Really.  No.
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Dr. Jim Taggart: No, I said, “I can’t fix it,” but my little friends can.
Sheriff Jack Carter: You’ve made friends with sand now?
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Dr. Jim Taggart: I’ve got you now my furry friend. All the years you’ve tormented me, mocked me. But look who’s laughing now.
Lowjack: [Licks Taggart's face.]
Taggart: All right. Truce then. But just ’til you’re up and about.
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Dr. Jim Taggart: I don’t know how to say this.
Sheriff Jack Carter: It’s not working.
Taggart: That’s how.
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Sheriff Jack Carter: There will never be enough showers for me to feel clean again.

Sheriff Jack Carter [to Dr. Henry Deacon who is hovering by a traffic signal]: Hey, George Jetson! How’s it going?
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Dr. Henry Deacon [to Jack who is doing traffic cop duty]: Hey, Stop & Slow! All Set!
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Zoe Carter: Apparently I have issues with authority and listening and…  I don’t know. Other stuff. I wasn’t really paying attention.
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Zoe Carter [slurping the end of a milkshake]: Hit me.
Vincent: I’m cutting you off. I think three’s your limit.
Zoe: I don’t pay you to think. I pay you to pour.
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Dr. Nathan Stark: You comfortable, Fargo? Can I offer you a beverage?
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Dr. Nathan Stark: Competition breeds excellence. It brings out the best in us.
Dr. Douglas Fargo: Yeah, tell that to Nancy Kerrigan.
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Sheriff Jack Carter [about Stark]: Yeah well, I say, “Screw him.”
Deputy Jo Lupo: Well, he’s probably saying the same thing about you, only in Latin.
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Zoe Carter: Good God, it’s Nerd-vana.
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Dr. Jim Taggart: The large stride, trail of destruction, extended footprint…
Sheriff Jack Carter: Tell me you don’t mean Bigfoot?
Taggart: I mean Gigantopithecus Americanus.
Jack: Let’s give him a sobriety test.
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Where facts are few, experts are many.
Donald R. Gannon