July 28, 2010

NCIS, Family Secret

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:32 pm

Abby Sciuto: The fuel line to the gas tank cap was ruptured here.  Torn by a loose belt on the differential housing.    

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Loosened how?    

Abby: Unknown.  The van also had a short in the electrical system.  Coincidentally in the taillight right by our ruptured fuel line.    

Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abs.    

NCIS, Family Secret

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:30 pm

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You know how I feel about coincidences, Abs.

Abby Sciuto: Equatorial pygmies know how you feel about coincidences, Gibbs.

NCIS, Lost and Found

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:29 pm

Abby Sciuto: Know what bugs me most, McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: People who say they’re vegetarians but eat chicken.

NCIS, Doppelgänger

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:25 pm

Abby Sciuto: It’s more addictive than pistachios.

[Odd looks from Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Special Agent Timothy McGee]

Abby: Well, have you ever just eaten one pistachio?

NCIS, My Other Left Foot

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:24 pm

Abby Sciuto: This guy had huge feet. You could wear this sock as a leg warmer.

Dr. Donald ‘Ducky’ Mallard: What are you implying, Abby?

Abby: I’m not implying anything. But you know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet, right?

Ducky: What?

Abby: They’re clowns.

NCIS, Deception

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:22 pm

Abby Sciuto: Good morning, Men.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hi.

Abby: Reporting for duty as ordered, Sir!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Wrong hand, Abs.

Abby: [switches hands] Sorry, Sir.

Gibbs: The call came in from a woman claiming she was abducted.  Abby, I need an acoustical analysis of a tape.

Abby: Permission to speak freely, Sir.

Gibbs: You always speak freely, Abs.

Abby: I know.  I just always wanted to say that.  So where’s my tape?

GIBBS: On the way to your lab.

NCIS, Light Sleeper

Filed under: TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 4:10 pm

[as Gibbs] Abby Sciuto: How long, Abby?

[as herself] Abby: Well it’s gonna take some time. And since this stuff doesn’t smell very good, I don’t think laundry was a priority…

[as Gibbs] Abby: Abs!

[as herself] Abby: Um, two hours. Whenever I know something, you’ll know something.

[as Gibbs] Abby: You got one! Anything else?

[as herself] Abby: Yes, as a matter of fact. This is for you.

[hands Gibbs a coffee]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why?

July 22, 2010

Warehouse 13, Beyond Our Control

Filed under: TV/Movie quotes,Warehouse 13 — TacieJ @ 7:15 pm

Pete Lattimer: ‘kay, so while were dodging tomatoes what are you gonna do?

Arthur (Artie) Nielsen: SIS: Salinger Inventory Scan. If an artifact is AWOL the SIS will ID it.

Pete: Salinger like the author?

Claudia Donovan: RTFM, dude.

Pete: RTFM? Oh, Read The (head bob) Manual. I like that.

Claudia & Myka Bering: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Haaa Haaa!

June 13, 2010

NCIS, Trojan Horse

Filed under: NCIS,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 9:08 pm

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Scaletti’s laywers are desperate. They’re desperate. They’re like drowning men grasping…
Abby Sciuto: at thin polystyrene tubes?
Timothy: I… I… was going to say straws, but I do like that idiom better.

June 11, 2010

Mythbusters, Jet Pack

Filed under: Mythbusters,TV/Movie quotes — TacieJ @ 10:51 pm

Adam Savage: The hard part about doing two is that once you finish one you’re only half way there.

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